Well we did not have to wait long. A mere 37 minutes later comes the official response …

Chargeback dispute settled in your favor: Case #PP-xxx-xxx-xxx-079

Hello Beleaguered PayPal Victim,

We are pleased to inform you that we have successfully disputed chargeback case #PP-xxx-xxx-x-079. The buyer’s card issuer has decided in your favor and within seven days you will receive reimbursement for $xyz USD.

It is PayPal’s standard practice to dispute wrongful chargebacks. One of the benefits of using PayPal is that our team of chargeback specialists will gather the necessary information from you and work with the credit card company until the chargeback is resolved.

We appreciate your prompt response to our request for information about this transaction.

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What to Do Next
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This case is now closed. No further action is required of you.

Thank you for your patience and cooperation in helping us resolve this matter as quickly as possible. We appreciate your business and regret that you experienced a chargeback.

For an overview of how PayPal works with you to investigate chargebacks, log in to your account, click the Resolution Center tab, and then click the Resolution Center Tutorials link.

Thanks,
PayPal
Chargeback Department

Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response. For assistance, log in to your PayPal account and click the Help link in the top right corner of any PayPal page.
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Wow!.. I don’t know what to say. I’m all of a quiver. I need to go find out how to attach fireworks to a blog post….