May 5

Dear Beleaguered PayPal Victim,

I regret to inform you that we are unable to prevent the Negative Balance notifications. [That's right folks. PayPal has no control over PayPal ... ] You may await the outcome of the dispute before restoring your account balance however the emails will continue to be sent as long as your account reflects a negative balance.

In addition, I recommend that you contact us by phone toll free
1-888-221-1161 [No we will not have a Supervisor call you, even though we have locked up your money for 2 months, and been pretty much useless during this time, but you may call another number and do battle with the PayPal GateKeeper Autonotron ...]

Sincerely,
Jean
PayPal Chargeback Division
PayPal, an eLackLuster Company