May 3

Meanwhile, yet another division at PayPal is busy sending out a handy form letter, reminding us that our PayPal account balance is still below zero.

Well of course our PayPal account balance is still below zero. You Incompetents still have not reconciled the transaction.

So we thank them for their note …


Dearest PayPal,

Thank you for your form letter, a copy of which is attached for your convenience. Let us recap the situation. [This is starting to become a necessary step, as we know that there is no way that each PayPal rep will read the case notes ...] The buyer, immediately realized their mistake and has reversed the chargeback that has caused this deficit. The Buyer’s credit card company has sent you the funds. I, therefore will not be supplying you with these funds as the buyer’s credit card company has already done so. You may therefore stop asking.

This ongoing deficit is a full reflection of PayPal’s inability to reconcile its own accounts and the situation at large.

Your continuance in sending this type of notice really highlights PayPal’s lack of internal communication, and resultant dearth of customer service that is a direct result of this.

Please have the manager of the department that sent this letter contact me immediately, to explain why PayPal’s Customer Service is so disjointed, and thus insulting to its customer base.

Sincerely,
Beleaguered PayPal Victim


Having asked for a supervisor, I am sure that a PayPal supervisor will of course call right back!